14th April 2022
16th April 2022

Goldilocks: The Greatest Hoe on Earth!

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Adults Only


Roll up roll up, take your position under a big top and gasp in amazement at our impressive ring!
The Adult Panto Company are back for another season of filthy festive fun following their sell out production of Jack Off the Beanstalk!
‘BE AMAZED they allowed us back’
‘BE GOB-SMACKED if you heckle the dames’
Join Goldilocks as she goes down in the woods to help save the family circus from the threat of the evil ring master. Chuck in three bears, a mad-cap cast of circus friends and plenty of cunning stunts (don’t worry, we double checked the spelling there!) and you’ve a must-see festive extravaganza – the adult panto that’s just right!

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Ages: Strictly 18+

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April 2022

Thursday 14th April
Friday 15th April
Saturday 16th April


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